The Book Was Better Episode 166: Mars Attacks! (with guest host Emily)

This week we read the large, unwieldy, audaciously padded novelization of Tim Burton's martians attack movie, Mars Attacks! Fending off the invaders is guest host Emily, as we try to wrap our heads around the unnecessary backstories of the ridiculously massive cast, while anxiously wondering... will Mars actually attack? OR ARE WE TO BE MADE FOOLS? Don't be foolish - find out now!

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FPcast for May 9 2016: Green Room!

This week we debrief on Free Comic Book Day, discuss a slew of news and rumours, and review the super intense and atmospheric Green Room! Plus more F Yeah Game of Thrones!

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The Book Was Better Episode 165: Universal Soldier (with guest host Paris!)

This week we endure a decade spanning grudge match when we read the novelization of the 100% charisma free Universal Solider! Luckily, bringing the charisma is guest host Paris, as we get to the bottom of the Unisol program, Pepsi, and Jean Claude's bottom. Listen and learn!

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FPcast for May 2 2016: Civil War!

This week we review superheroes-solving-their-problems-with-punching classic Captain America: Civil War! Plus we catch up on all the news, discuss the Pokemon Go beta, and finish with a spoiler filled look at the first episode of Game of Thrones season six, and then even a spoiler filled chat about Downton Abbey. PICK A SIDE! And an ear!

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The Book Was Better Episode 164: Tron Legacy (with guest host Courtney!)

This week we upload onto the grid when we read the audaciously truncated novelization of Tron Legacy! Fighting for the user is special guest host Courtney Coulson as we decipher all the complicated bits and bites. 011001100111010101100011011010110010000001111001011001010110000101101000

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FPcast for April 25 2016: Downton!

This week we discuss news, trailers, and review The Witch, Dead 7, The Choice, but really all we want to really do is talk about Downton Abbey. Because... Reasons.

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The Book Was Better Episode 163: Inside Out (with guest host Sabrina!)

This week we take a daring journey into the human mind when we read the junior novelization of Pixar's brilliant Inside Out! Joining me for all the feels is guest host Sabrina, as we share our joy, sadness, anger, fear, and filthy hawt disgust! Keep pressing that joy button!

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FPcast for 18th April 2016: Jungle Book!

This week we review Disney's epic animal-packed Jungle Book! Plus we talk about a metric crap ton of news like Jared Leto's creepy Joker antics, Scarlett's Ghost in the Machine, and a slew of casting rumours. AND we talk about new trailers and some VR. This is a whole lotta show!

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The Book Was Better Episode 162: Clash of the Titans (with guest host Hector!)

This week we travel back to 1981 to read the turgid novelization of MGM's classic Clash of the Titans! And in the spirit of things guest host Hector Weenis and I clash like two titans of obscure, niche podcasting! Learn all about mythology, nipples, and salty whiskers! ZEUS COMMANDS IT!

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FPcast for April 11 2016: Rogue One/Midnight Special!

This week we spend far too much time deconstructing the new Rogue One teaser, plus we talk Cumberbatch Dr. Strange and review the oddly named laser-eyed boy film: Midnight Special. We also talk about some new books! Are we literate? No! These books have pictures!

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