Why no "green" in the title? Because "green" is box office poison, you dolts! Nobody wants to conjure up images of Green Lantern, Green Hornet, Brian Austin Green, Tom Green, or Soylent Green (which is people, by the way). It's not easy being green - unless you're Eva Green, and then you're easy on the eye.
Here's the trailer:
To hear my self-important commentary and see another clip, join me after the jump!