Scarjo A Go-Go Episode 27: The Spirit, or, "Anything Goes"

This week we sit through Frank Miller's incomprehensible grim and gritty take on Will Eisner's The Spirit! Can our hero Scarlett Johansson transform into a scientist, a chauffer, a sexy nurse and a Nazi and still keep her dignity intact? Can Frank Miller actually direct a film? IS this actually a film? I'm going to pull it all apart and tell you the TRUTH!

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The Book Was Better Podcast Episode 116: Total Recall (with guest host Sabrina!)

This week it's time to GET YOUR ASS TO MARS when we read the insane, over-the-top, and bewilderingly sex-fuelled novelization of the screaming Schwarzenegger classic Total Recall! Joining me on this ultra-violent mind trip is none other than the adventurous Sabrina. Will we implant fond memories, or will we make you think your brain is having a spasm?

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FPcast! The Fruitless Pursuits Podcast for March 9 2015! High School High!

This week is an eclectic mix as we discuss Harrison Ford's accident, the Fifty Pixels of Pubes scandal, watch a few trailers, Jacinta reviews The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, and we review and play the ridiculous High School Musical board game - sent to us by a friend of the show!

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Scarjo A Go-Go Episode 26: Vicky Cristina Barcelona, or, "The Frenemy"

This week Woody Allen gets his third chance to work with Scarlett Johansson in the critically acclaimed Vicky Cristina Barcelona. I loved Match Point, didn't love Scoop - will Woody tip the scale in his favour? And does he treat his friend right? As always, we tear things apart and get to the truth!

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The Book Was Better Podcast Episode 115: Ever After (with guest host Jacinta!)

This week we go from rags to riches when we read the novelization of Drew Barrymore's Cinderella wannabe: Ever After. And joining my charming self is our very own ladylike princess Jacinta! Thrill as two adults take pride into making an innocent story smutty!

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FPcast! The Fruitless Pursuits Podcast for March 2nd 2015! Oscars Plus Inherent Vice!

This week we share our thoughts on the Oscars, plus we review Paul Thomas Anderson's Inherent Vice. Plus we talk debunked rumours, Agent Carter, Wortho, and give Cumberbatch enough crap to make Tumblr birth a kitten! Put it in your head right now!

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Scarjo A Go-Go Episode 25: The Other Boleyn Girl or "Natpo A Go-Go"

This week Scarlett Johansson is in serious danger of being eclipsed by Natalie "Natpo" Portman in the droll history soap opera The Other Boleyn Girl. Which one of them will win over Aussie bogan King Eric Bana, and who will end up with their head on a stake? Find out as I pull this film completely apart and find out what makes it tick!

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StarWTF!? Episode 19: Gaffi Stick (a/k/a Gaderffii)

Today we dive into another one of the wonderful weapons of the Star Wars universe. We've talked about the Bowcaster, the Light Whip, so naturally it's time to discuss the multi-purpose Gaffi Stick! But what are the purposes? We never see the full potential when the Tusken Raiders attack Luke Skywalker in A New Hope. Also.... WTF is a GADERFFII!?

There's a lot to learn in this episode, and weapons are quickly becoming my favorite category for discussion.

Download Episode 19 - Gaffi Stick a/k/a Gaderffii

The gaderffii, or gaffi stick, was the traditional melee weapon of the Tusken Raiders of Tatooine. It was a pole weapon with a spike or blade on one end and some kind of bludgeoning instrument on the other.

Note: the technical terms above: "some kind of bludgeoning instrument".

The Book Was Better Podcast Episode 114: The Goonies (with guest host Lauren)!

This week we're on the hunt for One Eye Willy's stolen treasure when we read the entertaining novelization of kids-doing-crazy-crap classic The Goonies! And taking the Goony Oath with me is none other than our American pal, Lauren! Plus find out about all those deleted scenes, like a certain infamous octopus...

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FPcast! The Fruitless Pursuits Podcast for February 23 2015! Jupiter Ascending!

This week we review the totally bizarre Jupiter Ascending, give Benedict Cumberbatch crap, pass judgement on Aquaman and do a whole lot of padding! This is our homage to an unfocused, substance-less movie!

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