Fantasy epic Game of Thrones sure has a lot of gore and tits, but is it button-eyed and cute enough for us over-zealous consumers? Probably not, but thankfully the gang at Pop Vinyl have a solution! They're releasing delightful, large-headed vinyl figures of your favourite GoT characters, including womanising demon-monkey Tyrion, blood-thirsty monster The Hound, and dreamy rapist Khal Drogo. Put them on your desk at work for a sexy conversation starter.
Imagine the size of the sword that would be required to take out this version of Ned...
Imagine the size of the sword that would be required to take out this version of Ned...
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Join me after the jump to see the rest of wave one!
So here is burnt-face Hound... (I'm pretty sure he's Huckleberry's brother)...
And best-character-eva Tyrion the imp!
Sexy dragon queen Daenerys who should clearly be naked (for accuracy)...
Khal Drogo, who loves killing and raping...
And a terrifying, murderous White Walker...
And the beauty of all this is that there are still about a gazillion characters to go! Where's Robb Stark, or Jamie Lannister, or Queen Cersei, or The Joffster? What about Theon "Fingerbang" Greyjoy? Pop Vinyl is going to make a billion dollars.
We're all going to do this, right?
I bought the Danny, Khal, and Hound, however I'm disappointed in the fact that Danny doesn't effin stand up on her own! I have to tape her foot down!!! Gah!
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