Sunday, November 4, 2012

Miami Connection: We're On Top Because We Plan To Win.

Miami Connection is a newly re-released 1987 film about everything that you dream of. Ninjas. Decapitations. A crime fighting synth-metal band. And plenty of motorcycles, mullets and moustaches.
The year is 1987. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida's narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Multi-national martial arts rock band Dragon Sound have had enough, and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice. When not chasing beach bunnies or performing their hit song "Against the Ninja," Mark (taekwondo master/inspirational speaker Y.K. Kim) and the boys are kicking and chopping at the drug world's smelliest underbelly. It'll take every ounce of their blood and courage, but Dragon Sound can't stop until they've completely destroyed the dealers, the drunk bikers, the kill-crazy ninjas, the middle-aged thugs, the "stupid cocaine"... and the entire MIAMI CONNECTION!!! 
Looking at the official description, you would totally think this was a 2012 cash grab... but after 2 seconds of the video you'll realize that it's 100% authentic 1980's cinematic awesomeness. it's in theaters now, so don't miss out (again).

Featuring the greatest self-referential song since I Made A Game With Zombies In It, and the worst dialogue since The Room, this is almost guaranteed to be an instant classic. Stick around until the end of the trailer for the full Miami Connection experience.

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