The Dark Room: Creepy John Robertson's Youtube Choose Your Own Adventure!

I know comedian John Robertson and I love the man. He's funny, insightful, and certainly not afraid to take you to a dark place. And now, thanks to the wonderous interwubz technology that is youtube, he is able to take you to the darkest place imaginable... The Dark Room.

Imagine an adventure in a room so dark that you can't see shit and John yells at you. Now imagine that again, but even funnier. Better yet, just play the interactive game that is The Dark Room and see if you can do a lot better than I did. Like I said, I love John, so I felt extra bad when I continually disappointed him.

Brace yourself, and press play below to take your initial steps in the darkest of dark, dark rooms...

If you're able to actually get anywhere in The Dark Room without turning into a nervous, quivering wreck then I'd love to hear from you in the comments section below. And if you'd like to find out more about the enigmatic Mr. John Robertson then be sure to check out his official site. He appears just about everywhere so maybe you can catch one of his shows!