Michael Fassbender + Assassin's Creed = Fassassin's Creed!

I doubt I'll top that title, but resident ass-bender Fassbender is apparently producing and starring in a film adaptation of the hit stabbing-through-history videogame series Assassin's Creed. I can't tell you when it will be set or whether he will be Altair, or Ezio or Super Mario, but I am pretty 100% sure that he will wear a badass costume, probably with a hood, and that he will go out of his way to stab a lot of people.

The Fass elevates pretty much any movie to greatness. If you're making a film and you're worried that it might be a bit balls, then just put Fassbender in it and it will automatically become awesome. Sometimes (i.e. Shame) he'll even whip out his balls just to remind you who's in control. I think he's a great choice for Assassin's Creed and his presence alone could be enough to get me to go and see it when it hits.

Are you excited about Fassassin's Creed? Tell us all about it! We've got time.