Saturday, December 1, 2012

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 2: Flight Knight!

It's that time again! We're going to rip open Door #2 of our epic (clearly) Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil advent calendar! Yesterday we were introduced to bloodthirsty Lannister bastard Sir Dudley of Moore, so what medieval wickedness lays behind the cardboard portal today?

To see it all... join me after the jump!

Oh... my... god...

WHAT WICKED WINGS ARE THESE?! Red and leathery they appear to have been shorn of some giant hellbat. Are these the wings of the inevitable dragon we're hoping we're getting? No... these evil appendages serve a different purpose all together...

What sorcery is this!? Our evil Lannister friend, Dudley, is already experimenting with dark and arcane powers to infuse him with the power of flight! Don't let his smile fool you. It's the same sort of smile a  young Lannister has while guiding an antlered sceptre into an unsuspecting prostitute. Hey, don't blame me. Blame George R.R. Martin.

The wicked wings appear to have sprouted magically out of Sir Dudley's muscled back...

Does this already make the villainous Sir Dudley impossible to beat? Is the Game of Thrones over before it even started? I hope someone out there can stop him!

Oh.. and by the way... Playmobil fans? The Star Wars advent calendar is getting like FIVE TIMES as many views as this one. What are you going to do to stop that shit?

1 comment:

  1. Well, Lego has more fans, surely than Playmobil. But I like the dragon man version of the Imp. Playmobil should mobilise (!) some comic book or film release as Lego did. I think they have tried with Disney already?