Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 24: A Clash of Kings.

This is it, you guys, tomorrow is Christmas and today is the epic conclusion of the savage and sexy tale that is the Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar! Our journey has been long, arduous, and improvised, but Mad Gary Targaryen has summoned an angry dragon, defeated the pretender, Sir Dudley of Moore, and stormed the castle with his new sidekick, Peck Pussywillow, the midget skeleton. Yesterday they found a giant blue chest. What is their (and your) reward?

Let's kick open Door #24... after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 23: Getting It Off Our Chest!

It is the penultimate day of the epic Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar! The wicked Sir Dudley of Moore was ravaged by the summoned dragon and the victorious Mad Gary Targaryen gained access to the Keep! It was there where he found the restless spirit of skeleton midget, Peck Pussywillow, and they began to roam the castle's tunnels.

What exciting crap did they find? See it all when we open Door #23... after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 22: Midget Macabre!

The end is nigh for the Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar and our epic tale of bumpy dragon tongues and treachery is a drawing to a bone-rattling conclusion! Yesterday Sir Dudley

 of Moore was ravage by red, scaly nightmare dragon, Antagonos the Pissed, and the wicked Mad Gary Targaryen nicked his keys and entered the Keep. But what did he discover there? It's the LAST thing you'll expect.

We'll unlock Door #22 after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 21: Patience is Key.

Having narrowly avoided apocalypse we are now but four little doors away from Christmas, at least according to our epic sword, sorcery and schlong-filled Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar! Yesterday was the most wondrous day yet when a huge, red scaly dragon named Atagonos the Pissed was successfully summoned in a fireside ritual and started to beat his leathery wings, belch his fiery burps, and generally tear shit up! In a hundred years time people will STILL be singing songs about that terrifying day and we should be grateful that we'll be dead and won't have to listen to them.

But for now, let's open up Door #21... after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 20: Burninator!

I refuse to believe that it is already day 20 of the epic tale of savage, debacherous butchery that is the Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar! But let's not drown in unnecessary adjectives! Today's door is so gigantic that is a DOUBLE-DOOR...

What massive gift could be lurking behind this intimidating cardboard facade? Why can I smell sulphur? Where is that scratching and howling coming from? Why is everybody suddenly so damn nervous?

We blast open Door #20... after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 19: Hit or Missile?

It's Day #19 of ye olde (possibly) Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar and as Mad Dragon Bangin' Gary Targaryen issued a challenge to Sir Dudley of Moore via a dark summoning ritual, yesterday I issued my own challenge to Playmobil. I said, "I love this giant ballista you gave me and I love your calendar, bro, but please do not have the audacity to include its ammo as a separate gift. That would be... UnChristmassy." Did they take note or thumb their nose?

We'll bust open Door #19 and find out... after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 18: Going Ballistic!

It’s Day 18 as we begin the final week of our epic Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil advent calendar and our tale of blood and battle heads towards a shocking, implausible and no doubt hastily conceived conclusion. Yesterday the gift of fire had our hearts aflame, whatever that means, but what about today?

Let’s chop down Door #18... after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 17: You’re Fired!

Can it possibly already day 17 of the epic, sexy savagery that is the (marginally) Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar? Short answer: yes.

In the previous weeks we have set the stage for a monumental conflict between two wicked knights, both uncomfortably eager to plant their armoured bottoms on the Iron Throne. Holed up in King’s Landing is disappointingly cowardly Sir Dudley of Moore, and stalking the castle gates is Mad Dragon-Bangin’ Gary Targaryen who is finally fully geared up for battle!

So what next? We’ll pry open the disappointingly small Door #17... after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 16: Kill Kill Kill!

It's Day #16 of the constantly ramping Game of Thrones inspired (maybe) Playmobil Advent Calendar which continues to sluggishly race like molasses towards which is (about 35% guaranteed) to be a gripping, blood-soaked and possibly sexy finale. Now that's a sentence!

Let's tear off Door #16 like a flimsy bodice... after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 15: I'm Batman!

Our unstoppable, interminable Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar continues to chug along even though nightmare black steed Samuel L. Horseson and his war-hungry appendage preemptively censored yesterday with a length on impenetrable horse cloth! We knew this wouldn't be the end of the Horseson saga so will today's gift shed more light, or simply cloud the issue further. 24 days of non-stop writing nonsense about nothing is proving to be hard.

See what's behind Door #15... after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 14: This Horse is Censored!

It’s Day #14 of our epic, blood-drenched Game of Thrones inspired (maybe) Playmobil Advent Calendar which, to be fair, has mostly consisted of two knights standing around and gearing up. BUT yesterday Dragon-Bangin’ Mad Gary Targaryen received a beautiful, black, rippling, steaming, bucking, hatred-filled steed called Samuel L. Horseson, and today’s door is nearly as big!

Let’s pry open Door #14... after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 13: Nightmare!

Now officially over the halfway point, our Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar starts its race to the finish! Who will prevail over Playmobil Kings Landing? The dastardly, yet apparently cowardly, Sir Dudley of Moore, or batshit insane Mad Targaryen Gary who weeps dragon blood and, before all this is through, may summon/seduce a dragon!

But in the meantime, let’s find out what wickedness lies behind the suspiciously large Door #13... after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 12: Uh, Double Up, Uh, Uh!

Can you believe that we’re already halfway through our epic Game of Thrones inspired (possibly) Playmobil Advent Calendar and, therefore, halfway to Christmas!? And so much has happened already! We geared up the tyrannical Sir Dudley of Moore, currently holed up in King’s Landing with faithful steed, Thundercracker, and we recently met Dragon-Bangin’ Mad Gary Targaryen who has been gathering equipment with which to storm the keep. It’s all so exciting you could backflip/shit.

To find out what lurks behind Door #12... join me after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 11: Can I Axe You a Question?

The epic blood-drenched saga of the Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar tensely continues as new contender to the throne, Dragon-Banging Mad Gary Targaryen, begins to gear up, readying himself to confront the suddenly sissified Sir Dudley of Moore who has barricaded himself in the keep at King’s Landing. Phew!

To see what’s behind Door #11... join me after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 10: At the Helm!

The tension in our Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar is so thick right now you could hack its hoary head off with a sword. Yesterday a brand new character, the dragon-banging Mad Gary Targaryen emerged from the mists to challenge the tyrannical Sir Dudley of Moore. George R.R. Martin will be covering these events in minute detail in his eighth book: A Play With Mobil.

To find out what’s going on behind Door #10... join me after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 9: There Is Another...

In our continuing saga of the Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil Advent Calendar proud Lannister, Sir Dudley of Moore, has been building his evil empire at Playmobil King's Landing with zero fear of retribution or consequence. However, as he plans an unparalleled orgy of bloodshed and groping a strange figure emerges from the mists.

To find out who is emerging through Door #9... join me after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 8: Knock-Blocker!

The epic saga of the clearly Game of Thrones inspired Playmobil advent calendar continues and Sir Dudley of Moore is running rampant, swinging his mighty Midget-Maker and riding faithful steed Thundercracker harder than any maiden fair. Nobody has had the balls to step up and stop him. Will it finally happen today?

Let's pry open Door #8 and find out... after the jump?

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 7: Horse Hat!

Our Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar coverage has been so epic that rumour is that beard-baron George R.R. Martin himself will now incorporate into his next novel. So expect scintillating scenes of new character Sir Dudley of Moore on his horse Thundercracker, tearing up the local villages, cleaving off legs and making everybody shorter! Midgets will be left in his wake!

We peel back the foreboding grill of Door #7... after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 6: Giddy Up!

The “Game of Thrones” inspired (probably) Playmobil advent calendar is full of so much epic savagery and sexy fantasy adventure that bards are already writing ballads about its plasticky bounty! We’ve met the evil winged Sir Dudley of Moore, his mystic crow companion, Dennis the Seer of Future Blood, and yesterday he began (romantically) training his white stallion, Thundercracker.

What could possibly be lurking behind Door #6? Find out after the jump!

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 5: Why the Long Face?

It’s only Day #5 of the epic “Game of Thrones” inspired (possibly) Playmobil Advent Calendar and already so much savage, wicked craziness has happened. We’ve met Sir Dudley of Moore with his leathery wings and mighty sword, Midget-Maker, and mystic crow: Dennis the Seer of Future Blood!

Door #5 is a BIG one. Let’s unleash it’s arcane power... after the jump!