It's the penultimate day of the Jurassic Park Playmobil advent calendar and what a journey it has been! When we last left our hairy-chested protagonist Dr. Ian Goldblum he was being raped by a raptor in a pile of hay. Merry Christmas!
Let's open Door Number 23 and see if he survived...
And... it's... a...
Pair of giant eggs!
OMG, you guys! This is a Christmas miracle! It wasn't a rape at all! Goldblum and the raptor clearly made love and procreated, just like God intended! Shortly after the raptor laid two large eggs which are already starting to crack! Things sure move fast on this island!
The exhausted Goldblum has finally forgotten about former love interest/obsession, Laura Derp, and is now focused firmly on the future of his unborn children! Will becoming a father to hideous hybrid mutants finally make him the man he has always strived to be? Tomorrow we will find out in our gripping finale! See you on Christmas Eve, Ian!
But don't go too far! I'm just about to crack open the Lego Star Wars advent calendar!
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