Monday, December 23, 2013

Jurassic Park Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 22: Hey!

I'm playing catch up as I missed day 22, so here it is in all its steamy, better-late-than-never Jurassic Park Playmobil advent calendar glory! When we last left our swarthy protagonist Dr. Ian Goldblum, estranged love interest, Laura Derp, had given him a magnifying glass with which to take a long hard look at himself! Did he take her advice?

Let's open Door Number 22 and see...

 And... it's... a...

Hay? Hay! HEY!!

Okay. So it's a pile of hay. Umm... No, that's perfectly fine. I can do this.

What better place for Ian Goldblum to reflect than a comfortable pile of hay? There he sits, confronting his own dark soul, searching for the clues to making himself a better and more desirable man. However, as Ian stares into the abyss, who is that creeping up behind him? IAN! LOOK OUT!

It's the long forgotten lusty raptor! She has seen Ian reclining in the hay and mistaken it for a martial bed! Oh no! Will Ian survive being ravaged by a sex-craved raptor!? Can anyone intervene in time? I guess we'll find out very soon!

But first I've got to catch up on yesterday's Lego Star Wars advent calendar!

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