Recap: America's Next Top Model Season 17, Episode 8

Time to stuff some jellybeans in your ears, Top Model is getting MUSICAL!

Recap: America's Next Top Model Season 17, Episode 7

 

Oh my lord, there is so much to talk about! Very little of it to do with modelling! Let's get this bath-party started!

Recap: America's Next Top Model Season 17, Episode 6

Hullo everybody! I have been on holiday in Melbourne and have been cut off from the world (of TV) for a week. I took lots of photos and I'll show them to you later, because nothing is more interesting than photos of someone else's holidays. But first, the important stuff: OMG MODDLES!!!

Recap: America's Next Top Model Season 17, Episode 5

Welcome to the Blackface Edition of America's Next Top Model: All Stars! Spoilers under the cut.

Recap: America's Next Top Model Season 17, Episode 4

 

The march towards total cultural collapse continues this week on America's Next Top Model: All Stars. This week the models have to do something all models need to be good at. No, not marrying rock stars, acting!

Top Model Hosts' Sci-Fi Similarities.

In the most recent Fruitless Pursuitscast we had a hearty discussion about the vast differences, both in tone and character, between America's Next Top Model and Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model. One similarity that stood out, however, was that the two hosts: Tyra Banks and (Australian) Elle McPherson, both seemed to be rapidly morphing into rival science fiction characters! Now, I wouldn't make such wild, unsubstantiated claims without providing some proof, so I've whipped up these recent pictures of the two hosts contrasted against the science fiction counterparts. Something's going on here! You tell me!

Tyra Banks host of America's Next Top Model:

Elle McPherson, host of Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model:

Mind-boggling, right?

Fruitless Pursuitscast - Episode Three

The Fruitless Pursuitscast is back! In our third podcast, Luke, Wickliff and Suzanne discuss the biggest topics of the week. Maybe not the biggest topics of your week, but definitely the biggest topics of our week.

There was a lot of intense DC discussion, mostly Superman and Firestorm.. and interesting comparisons of the international versions of America's Next Top Model.

Topics dicsussed:
-DC Reboot
-Clone Wars
-Star Trek Next Generation
-America's Next Top Model All Stars
-Rocktober
-Jonathan Coulton
-They Might Be Gials
-Famous Missions on Kickstarter

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Fruitless Pursuitscast Episode 3

Recap: America's Next Top Model Season 17, Episode 3

 

I hope you appreciate what I'm doing for you here. 

Recap: America's Next Top Model Season 17, Episode 2

You guys, I have been sick as a dog for the last week. But today I dragged myself off the couch to tell you about America's Next Top Model: All Stars. I could have told you to go watch the damn thing yourself, but that would have been cruel. Because it was FUCKING AWFUL. Save yourself and read my recap!

Recap: America's Next Top Model Season 17, Episode 1

That's right bitches, ANTM is back for yet another season of flogging a dead yet stylish horse! Join me for some hastily scribbled drawings as I try to explain what the fuck just happened!