This page was originally written and drawn by Darwyn Cooke and I have impolitely replaced his words with my own.
Click to embiggen so you can read it properly!
Is there something else you'd like me to rewrite? Let me know!
Update! This is now on Bleeding Cool and getting an impassioned, angry response from the Before Watchmen fans, which I think is pretty great, and also kind of ironic. They don't want me doing crappy, lazy tampering with Cooke's work, and I guess Alan Moore doesn't want DC tampering with his. Hooray! Everyone is unhappy!
But one thing I really did want to clarify is that I didn't write this parody with the intent on characterising the obviously successful and talented artist/writer Darwyn Cooke. I'm a fan of his work and although Before Watchmen is not for me I hold him no ill will for doing it. I'd have done it too. My intent was only to get meta with Hollis Mason and put a twist on what was happening in the panels, e.g. the cardboard box etc. This is Hollis being enticed back from obscurity for this "huge event" and then sitting around doing virtually nothing. See! Now I've over-explained things they really suck. Just like Before Watchmen. I kid!
Why so serious?