Flubber? I think perhaps they are made of Flubber. To unravel this mystery... join me after the jump!
Firstly, these are tiny! Like super tiny! They barely brush up against a Lego minifigures nipple. They're smaller than a honeybee's balls. Think of something really small. Now divide that in half. You’re not even close. They can barely be seen by the human eye. Does the back of the package shed any light on all this?
One of the figures is a “mystery” figure in an opaque red ball. But the process of elimination pretty much guarantees it to be Loki, right? I mean, it’s gotta be Loki! He’s the main dude! I promise that I will eat a top hat if it’s Aunt May. I'll eat a bowling ball sandwich if it's M.O.D.O.K.
Nope! It's Loki. Look at the squishy, evil bastard! That's one sinister Squinky! Whatever that is!
Let’s take a closer look at them in pairs:
So you've already seen squishy baby Loki, but what about Mini Samuel L. Jackson as Munchkin Fury? He looks like pint-size Gary Coleman found a magic lamp and wished for facial hair.
These photos really amplify paint flaws that can't be seen as easily with the naked eye...
For example, up close Cap's sloppy helmet looks like a smurf threw up on him. And Iron Man's just bland. Much better are these two:
Thor is now played by Sean Bean apparently. And that Hulk is just crazy. If you saw that coming at you, you would shit!
And here's the figure I bought this for:
Squishy Black Widow! At least she has boobs this time, unlike some of the other freakish versions I've acquired over the last few weeks. Hawkeye looks like someone shaved a garden gnome.