Monday, September 19, 2011

Metal Mondays: 10 SEXXY Spinal Tap Songs (Plus Album Cover Gallery)

Spinal Tap has a huge history. Their fictional catalog consists of 16 albums, dozens of songs.. even multiple genres. There's a surprising amount of information out there for albums that I thought only existed as an image in the film This Is Spinal Tap.

Some of their songs were super-metal (Death For Breakfast, Death On A Stick) but they're probably most known for their sex songs.

Some were obviously about sex. Others were even more obvious.

Click through the jump for 10 Sexy Spinal Tap Song Titles and a gallery of their fake album covers.

10. Feel The Flesh 

09. Lie Back And Take It 

08. Big Bottom  

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I love to sink her with my pink torpedo."  

07. Swallow My Love 

06. Clam Caravan  

"You can have sex while listening to it, but it’s not about sex. I did a lot of exploration into Egyptian and Far Eastern themes. " - Nigel Tufnel  

05. Eye Of The Snake

04. Lick My Love Pump  

Written in D-Minor "the saddest of all keys."  - Nigel Tufnel

03. Saliva Of The Fittest

02. Sex Farm  

"Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down  Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down  Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?"  

01. Throb Detector 

And now, if you can handle any more stimulation... the album covers:

Brainhammer (1970)

Nerve Damage (1971)
Blood to Let (1972)
Intravenus de Milo (1974)

The Sun Never Sweats (1975)

Bent for the Rent (1976)
Rock 'n' Roll Creation /The Gospel According to Spinal Tap (1977)
Shark Sandwich (1980)

Smell the Glove (1982)
Smell the Glove (1982) (banned album cover) 

No comments:

Post a Comment