Sunday, January 8, 2012

Coles - No Added Whore Moans

Australian grocery retailer Coles has just released a new ad for their butchery department, (literally) singing the virtues of their beef with 'No Added Hormones'. What they have REALLY done is created the advertising equivalent of 'The Room'; something so horrendously bad that it almost comes full circle and is good again.


I'm so sorry guys. Even Australia's favourite celebrity criminal Mark 'Chopper' Read has expressed disgust at this ad, and when a guy who had his prison buddy chop his ears off for teh lulz finds something excruciating, then you know it's BAD.

What are YOUR favourite terrible ads, reader friends?

4 comments:

  1. I'm so over the stupid Mortein ads where they're threatening the fly mascot and trying to convince people to vote on Facebook to save him. JUST GIVE UP ALREADY, NOBODY CAAAAAAARES!

    I don't think I watch enough TV to be 'up' with all the latest ads. As if the idea of watching TV for ads isn't depressing enough already :P

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  2. this is truly dreadful. I share a special hate-place for the aerogard ad with the mangled "Summer Nights" singalong.

    oh god, here it is. Bad quality, but you get the idea. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dawizzgjpTA

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  3. Agree about Summer Nights. The bit where the Dad is cooking the BBQ in his Speedos...just no.

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  4. haha what is going on in that add? that's amazingly awful

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