Monday, November 21, 2011

Banners Reveal new Avengers Title.

The fine folks at Superhero Hype have revealed two new banners for Joss Whedon's upcoming Avengers movie. Apparently the title Avengers is far too obvious for this marvelous masterpiece, so the new title of the film is AAAAAAAA!


As in, "AAAAAAAA! Shit! The Hulk is coming!" and "AAAAAAAA! What is Loki wearing!?" and "Holy crap, you guys, check out Scarlett Johansson's AAAAAAAASS!"

All kidding aside, these are pretty great images and certainly get me pumped to see grown men in fabulous tight-fitting costumes trade quips and punch each other. I particularly like Captain America's new outfit which feels very true to the classic comics.

Plus, as a hot-blooded, shallow, chauvinistic male (spell-check just said, "Are you sure you don't mean 'charismatic'?), I have to say that Scarlett looks pretty alluring in that pose. All that practice in the mirror was worth it! 

6 comments:

  1. haha! Nice I can't wait till MAAAAAAAAy

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  2. Your ass comment offends me.

    But not nearly as much as Robert Downey Jr.'s freaking EGO. Put the MASK on you maniac. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT IS YOU.

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  3. By the way, did I tell you I have still NOT seen Cap, Thor OR Green Lantern?

    Am I still allowed to even contribute to this site?

    I promise when the cash situation improves I will get the DVD's, but I have to get the new Pirates of the Caribbean first, cause I didn't see THAT either.

    Being broke sucks balls.

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  4. don't worry Ken I just saw GL and Cap last week. I guess I can start writing articles again :D

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  5. Ken, if you at any point liked the Pirates franchise, don't watch the new movie. Well, don't BUY the new movie, at least. Such a bland installment compared to the others.

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  6. And I'm not really sure what the lady version of chauvinism is, but whatever it is, I'm doing that to Hawkeye. Aaaaand Thor.

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