Movember Day 20: Robert DiPierdomenico

Back in the 80s, Australian Rules Football was a rough game. The gameplay was bloody and bone-shattering, and the men were so hirsute that they could shave before bouncedown and have a full Ned Kelly beard by full-time. Even among these manliest of manly men, Hawthorn FC champion Robert 'Dipper' DiPierdomenico stood out, and he still retains his moustache to this day. He knows the mighty 'stache cannot be defeated with mere razor, so he has conceded to a lifetime of lip-fuzz.

Moustache 1. Dipper 0.