Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Jurassic Park Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 10: Wishes.

It's day 10 of what began as a fun romp into the Jurassic Park Playmobil advent calendar, but has quickly devolved into a sinister story of temptation and dark magics. Our raven-haired protagonist, Dr. Ian Goldblum, used foul necromancy to animate the skeleton of a dinosaur which managed to summon Satan - in serpent form - who wishes to take his immortal soul in exchange for supremacy over the thunderlizards. Will Dr. Ian accept?

Let's open Door Number 10 and find out...

And... it's... a...

Scorpion and a video camera. Okay... This is weird...

Clearly there's only one logical explanation for these two bizarrely dissimilar items. My guess is that Dr. Ian did not believe that the serpent was actually Satan, so Satan decided to prove it by granting Ian three wishes. Except Ian is easily distracted so when Satan hissed, "What is your first wish?" Ian, distracted by a butterfly, and not especially attuned to snake speech, thought he had said, "Who is your favourite Mortal Kombat character?" Hence the scorpion.

By the second wish, Goldblum was finally clued in and wished for a clunky, eighties-style video camera. Why? So he could record all the awesome things that he does with his third wish, of course! 

And what will he wish for? Guess we'll find out tomorrow!

(And stay tuned because I'm opening up the Lego Star Wars advent calendar now!)

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