Friday, December 13, 2013

Jurassic Park Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 13: Intermission.

It's day 13 of our action-packed rumble in the jungles of the Jurassic Park Playmobil advent calendar, where one man, Dr. Ian Goldblum, has hooned around on a blood-red hellcycle, animated a dinosaur skeleton, danced with the devil, and had a raptor fall in love with him! It's a lot to take in and my poor heart is beating so fast that I'm not sure it's even safe to continue.

But let's man up and bust open Door Number 13 to see what happens next...

And... it's... a...

Tiny lizard!


OK, look, I know exactly what is happening here. This is clearly a sign. We need to slow down. You can have too much tearing dinosaur's hearts out of their chest, dealing with Lord Satan, and dodging the lusty advances of a very randy raptor. Sometimes we need to take a break, take a deep breath, and simply appreciate our surroundings.

I think that this humble, tiny lizard is a timely reminder of that. Let us admire the simplicity of the little orange lizard as he calmly watches Ian and the raptor stare at each other in their nest, and let's take some time to think about the lizard's thoughts. What are a tiny lizards hopes and aspirations? Does he envy the mighty thundersaurs, or is he quite content with his diminutive form? Is he simply enjoying the sun, dreaming of little bugs to eat?

So whoever, or wherever you are, take a moment to relax and enjoy yourself today. Perhaps bask in the sun. And maybe eat some bugs. Things will probably amp up again tomorrow.

But don't go to far just yet - I am about to open up the Star Wars Lego calendar!

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