It's day 8 of our bold adventure into the deadly, terror-laced Jurassic Park Playmobil advent calendar and we're getting pretty desperate to glimpse an actual dinosaur! In fact, our swarthy protagonist, Dr. Ian Goldblum, is getting so eager to murder something that he's been wildly and unsuccessfully attempting to punch butterflies out of the air. Will today be our lucky day?
Let's kick open Door Number 8 and find out!...
And... it's... a...
MASSIVE FRIGGING PILE OF DINOSAUR BONES!!
As clearly awesome as this is, it looks as though we were a little too late! Mere moments ago this was probably a living, breathing, complete, genetically cloned dinosaur, but Dr. Ian Goldblum was so keen to murder one of these marauding thunderlizards that he hacked it to bits with his axe before we even got a glimpse of it, and totally devoured its flesh!
Luckily, however, Goldblum has hidden talents that we have yet to see in action. Because it turns out that he is not just an archeologist, chaos theorist, and heartbreaker. But he is also a talented Necromancer. So after a few quick spells, the bones are reassembled into this fearsome, zombie beast...
This is clearly the coolest thing we've ever received, right? And if you're not yet astounded by how huge and utterly imposing it is, then take a look at it next Dr. Ian for scale...
No wonder he's tempted to take an encore swing with his axe! Truly petrifying!
Stay tuned because I'm opening up the Lego Star Wars advent calendar next!
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