Monday, December 3, 2012

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 3: Death Gear!

Our gripping, sexy, bloodthirsty Game of Thrones Playmobil advent calendar continues somewhat ominously today, after yesterday’s shocking revelation that Sir Dudley of Moore had sprouted evil arcane wings and was (probably) coughing up brimstone!

Let’s raise the cardboard portcullis and see what’s behind Door #3... after the jump!

And it is...

Badass armour and weapons! Or as I like to call it: Death Gear! We have an evil eldritch helmet carved from the skull of an ancient demon (this should ward against surprise attacks from wicked spirits and Shadow-Man-Babies) and a mighty sword which has a magical gem in its hilt. Combined with the helmet, I imagine that this sword is probably able to remove a man’s leg’s from his torso just by thinking about it. It probably also sings death metal. All great swords have a name and we shall call this one: Midget-Maker after its propensity for being both politically incorrect and making people shorter.

We also get a small dagger which fits into his belt. We will call this: Babby-Stabber.

Here is Sir Dudley of Moore armoured up and swinging the mighty Midget-Maker. If he isn’t stopped soon, nobody in the surrounding villages are going to be able to reach things on high shelves!

I can’t wait to see what happens tomorrow!

1 comment:

  1. Must say it has more playability than the Lego calendar. I just thought up a great Palymobil Universe. Battlestar Galactica Playmobil - free for them to use.