Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Game of Thrones Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 4: Fit For a Feast!

Today the saga of the Playmobil advent calendar continues, clearly inspired by the boobs and butchery of beard-farmer George R.R. Martin’s epic: A Game of Thrones.

Yesterday evil Lannister clansman Sir Dudley of Moore hold aloft his magic sword, The Midget-Maker and take to the skies on his evil leathery wings. What crazy contrivances lie beyond the barren wastelands of Door #4.

See it all... after the jump!

And it’s... a...

A CROW! A wicked crow! No doubt an inky, feathery harbinger of an impending “feast of crows” scenario! Sensing Sir Dudley’s inevitable leg-carving carnage this hungry crow has arrived early to secure a couple of meaty toes.

Perhaps this is a mystical three-eyed crow who can eerily sense FUTURE BLOOD. (Clearly his third eye is closed in these pictures, probably caught in a crafty blink). We shall call him Dennis, Seer of Future Blood!

Look at that evil bugger perched on the ramparts eagerly awaiting the wails of the recently shortened. Bastard.

I can’t wait to see what happens next!

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