Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Jurassic Park Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 4: The Wheel Deal.

It's Day 4 of the Jurassic Park Playmobil advent calendar, and much like a real first visit to John Hammond's fabled theme park, there's still nary a dinosaur to be seen! But, in the immortal words of Samuel L. Jackson, "Hold onto your butts!" because today's door is pretty big...

Could it be a dinosaur? Let's claw the handle of Door Number 4...

And... it's... a...

HOLY CRAP MOTORCYCLE! You weren't expecting that, right?

Archeological dig sites are delicate history-laden areas which are well served by hooning around and popping wheelies on a dirt-bike. Actually, truth be told, I hope there's a brontosaurus hidden somewhere in the depths of this calendar so that our roguish protagonist, Ian Goldblum, can ride up its tail and do a jump off its back like a reverse Fred Flintstone.

Speaking of devil-may-care chaos-bringer, Ian Goldblum, there he is astride his new dual-wheeled crotch-rocket, which even has clips on the side to hold his tray and activity mat from the JP cafeteria. With his sweet ride, Goldblum is unstoppable, and I pity and creature foolish enough to crawl out of its door tomorrow!

(And stay tuned because I'll be popping open the Lego Star Wars advent calendar very soon!)

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