Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Portal: the Movie

I have a dirty secret; I've never played Portal. Unless you count the "Still Alive" track on Rock Band, I've scored 100% on that. But I get it, I get why it's cool.

My friends don't all know about my Portal deficiency, so they still send me cool Portal stuff. It turns out that if Portal was a movie...

More nonsense after the jump...'d be frikkin' AWESOME! Keep Uwe Boll the hell away from this, and make it so. If a movie like Inception can work (and Memento, for that matter) then audiences can handle puzzlers as a movie genre. Especially with flashy neon rings and a badass female lead.

And this can be the Cartoon Network series:

Thank you. I have a vision.

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