Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Jurassic Park Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 17: Tupperware.

It's day 17 of our drama-drenched jaunt into the Jurassic Park Playmobil Advent Calendar, where a very unlikely love triangle has begun to form. Our swarthy protagonist, Dr. Ian Goldblum was being stalked by an infatuated and lusty raptor when his estranged love interest and research assistant, Laura Derp, made a surprise appearance in Serpent Satan's forbidden garden. What will happen now?

Let's peek into Door Number 17 and find out...

And... it's... a...

Transparent plastic container. Huh?

At first I gave this the benefit of the doubt and thought that it might be some kind of Tesseract that had been drained of its cosmic power. On second look I think it's just Tupperware. Hmmm...

I think I know what's going on here, though. Although Ian is obviously thrilled to be reacquainted with Laura Derp, we are already beginning to see certain traits manifest within her - traits that, in the past, made a relationship nigh impossible. You see, Derp is an obsessive compulsive neat freak and within seconds of being in the wilds of Jurassic Park she has broken out the Tupperware and started to neatly organise things. Look how she has already scooped up the rogue lizard and scorpion and put them neatly inside her Tupperware tomb where they will no longer make the jungle look messy.

This will surely be a challenge for the anarchic Ian. He is all chaos theory. She is all order. How will the two of them ever make this work? And what is that jilted raptor going to do? Stay tuned.

Plus in mere minutes I will be popping open the Lego Star Wars advent calendar so look out for that!

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