Jurassic Park Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 19: Pack it Up.

It's day 19 of our emotional tryst in the Jurassic Park Playmobil advent calendar where our horny protagonist, Dr. Ian Goldblum (harbinger of chaos) has been reunited with obsessive complusive neat-freak love interest, Laura Derp (enforcer of order). They've been avoiding an awkward conversation for days now, but it's time to finally have it out!

Let's open Door Number 19 and see what goes down...


And... it's... a...

Suitcase? Sigh...

So I guess that Ian Goldblum has finally broken. Laura Derp has completely ignored his advances as she continues to tidying up the island's tinier inhabitants by storing them neatly in Tupperware containers. Ian explodes, "Goddamit, Derp! Will you stop it with the Tupperware! Can't you see? I love you! Or at the very least want to touch you in an inappropriate place!" Derp instantly bursts into tears, "Ian! You haven't changed at all! You're such a brute!" And Ian's all, "No! Laura! wait!" But it's too late...

The bags are packed, she's ready to go. Laura wants to leave the island immediately and Ian begs at her feet. "I'll change! I'll change! Just let me brush awkwardly against your body!" Laura hesitates. "Hmm... I don't know, Ian."

MY GOD! This is so TENSE and BRILLIANTLY WRITTEN! I am not going to sleep tonight because I am so frigging excited about tomorrow!

And don't go to far because I'm about to pop open the Lego Star Wars advent calendar in a moment!