Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Jurassic Park Playmobil Advent Calendar Day 18: Order.

It's Day 18 of our tumultuous trek into the tension-filled Jurassic Park Playmobil advent calendar where a grand soap opera is unfolding before our incredulous eyes. The sex-crazed, anarchic Dr. Ian Goldblum - an agent of chaos - has been reunited with estranged love interest, Laura Derp - an angel of order - and things haven't gone according to plan. He's been unsuccessfully trying to get some alone time with her to patch up the past, but she's more interested in tidying up the island, placing its tiny inhabitants neatly in Tupperware containers. Oh... and a horny raptor is stalking Ian.

Let's open Door Number 18 to see what happens next!

And... it's... a...

Pair of tiny lizards!

So... we got one tiny lizard the other week - who quietly reflected on the madness around him - and now we up the ante with two more tiny lizards. Is this to provide another quiet moment of much-needed reflection? Nope! Before we even get a chance to become acquainted with them, Laura Derp is up to her old tricks and she scoops them up and neatly organizes them in her favourite Tupperware repository.

It's driving Ian Goldblum absolutely nuts! He is a wild man who thrives on chaos, punching and humping. Not delicate filing and tidying. Something has got to give. I have a feeling that there'll be an epic showdown tomorrow...

But in the meantime, be sure to check out the Lego Star Wars advent calendar which I'll be popping open shortly!

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